The Reduced Shakespeare Company performs “The Ultimate Christmas Show” on Saturday, Dec. 15 at 7 p.m. at the Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center. At the annual Holiday Variety Show and Christmas Pageant at St. Everybody’s Non-Denominational Universalist Church, where all faiths are welcome because we’ll believe anything, there’s a problem: None of the acts scheduled to perform have arrived, so the three fruitcakes of the Reduced Shakespeare Company are pressed into service to perform the entire show by themselves. Join the festive, funny, physical, family fun as these Three Wise Guys send-up and celebrate your favorite winter holiday traditions. Audience members can even participate in an optional gift exchange by bringing a wrapped Christmas gift valued $5 or less, or purchasing a wrapped gift on site (proceeds benefit the Spruce Peak Arts Community and Education fund). The performance is recommended for audiences age 13 and up due to raunchy humor. Tickets are $45 to $55 at sprucepeakarts.org or 802-760-4634.